Honorable Paolo Duterte, damn, your post is so long, and it feels like you’ve got some personal grudge against me. Why are you taking it out on me, when it’s China that’s squeezing us Filipinos? It’s like you’re on the same team—you’re both spouting the same lines. Are you pro-China, Sir?

PMA issue? Haven’t you moved on from that yet? If we’re judging by education, it looks like my academic credentials are in better shape now compared to your issue. Diplomacy, …

I’m really impressed by this speech — it’s clearly from the heart! Ambassador Jing Quan said during the 99th Anniversary of the PLA that their military is “defensive in nature” and “will never seek hegemony or expansion.”

So the harassment and intimidation by Chinese maritime forces against Filipino fishermen, that’s just defense, huh? The militarization of the illegal structures they built in the South China Sea, is …